Anyone for a hair cat?
Hair cats for all.
That’s no typo, and it’s got to be better than a hair ball! Here’s the sign I saw yesterday outside a hairdresser’s in Göreme in Cappadocia, Turkey. It’s one of those wonderful examples of fractured English—we all know what it means, but we wonder how they got there!.
Women hair cat
Mustache
are eyebrows
For women is
fecial massage
And Man hair cat
Shave masage
Mask
P.S. The worst haircut I’ve ever had was in Livingstone Zambia. Picture her bunching my hair on top of my hair and whacking off the bunch, and that was just the beginning.
Where to next? 
As a gay man I find this hair-cut horror story very frightening!
Welcome to my nightmare.
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Talk about a bad hair day!
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I read it fast and thought that at first it said “fecal massage” and thought, where the hell are they?!
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Easy mistake to make. 🙂
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Not sure if I would recommend this place – notice how they “just happened” to leave off the price.
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