African taxis keep us laughing

A typical African windscreen (windshield)

Poor John gets in the front
Not long ago in Nzérékoré, Guinea, West Africa, I was reminded of a lift we were given in Barnaul in the Altai district of Russia. Five years ago, Elena and her husband kindly offered to give us a ride to a bank so we could change Kazakh money to Russian roubles.
She explained in English that they had just come from the police station where they had been completing paperwork. She went on to say ‘Go ahead, get in the car. If you aren’t afraid!’
That phrase ‘if you aren’t afraid’ pops into my mind every time I get into an African taxi. Yesterday we rode in three taxis in Dakar, Sénégal. All three had cracked windscreens (windshields), at least one door that didn’t open from the outside or inside (scoot across), windows that didn’t open, and two of three drivers who had no idea where they were going.

Petrol cap and door missing

Back end of a station wagon taxi
The first driver couldn’t read and didn’t speak English or French, only Wolof (the local language). We didn’t realise all that until we reached our destination and even the fellow at the hotel (who spoke four languages) couldn’t communicate with him. He had to run up the road to find someone else who spoke Wolof.
But the most memorable taxi ride of this trip so far has been the one in Nzérékoré. Dee, Ellen, Poor John and I wanted to go to the large artisan complex on the edge of town. Of course, the taxi driver had no idea where it was, but we had a scribbled map. Hahaha
As with every African taxi I’ve ever ridden in, the windscreen was cracked. But there’s more.

Ellen scoots across and avoids the hole in floor
Doors worked on only one side of the car and had to be yanked open, there was a large hole in the back seat floor, the petrol door and cap were missing, The back end and car ceiling had lost their fabric coverings, and the taxi had to be pushed to get started.
Of course, we weren’t afraid, but we laughed ourselves silly and all got in. The driver made the mistake of turning off the engine when he dropped us off (yes we found the complex), and had to be pushed again to get started. The taxi home was about the same, but didn’t need to be pushed.

Getting a push after we get out

We found the artisan complex
Funny 😄
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We thought so too.
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Ahhh my God!!! I admire your courage!!!! Kisses !!
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Luckily no one travels very fast in Africa towns. Kisses back to you.
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yikes — we have stories from taxi rides in Boston.
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Would love to hear them. Any links to a post?
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It isn’t funny, but all I can say is, “Africaaa!” :)😎😊
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That’s the right thing to say!
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Life is full of “I love Lucy” moments. Thanks for the smile
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What a perfect comment. Thanks.
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Aww, safety. Who needs it? 😉
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Luckily these taxis can’t go very fast.
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I think it is all part of the experience, in such remote countries. That said, I had some ‘exciting’ taxi rides in Istanbul, many years ago. And in Nairobi, the taxi drivers refused to stop at junctions or red lights, telling us that we would be robbed by men hiding in the bushes! 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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I think the most frightening taxi ride of my life was in Istanbul. We lived, but I don’t know how. Don’t recall having a madman taxi driver in Nairobi
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Did I hear Nairobi?
The taxis in Nairobi are neat and are all linked to an App. They have both Taxify and Uber.
Good service, accountability, safety and insurance guaranteed.
As the headquarters of UNEP and the regional Forex reserves, they try.
I can vouch for that.
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Oh wow, it’s great to know that Nairobi’s taxi system is so efficient now. Other countries could follow their example.
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Taxi or not to Taxi, that is the question. What happened to the basic bicycle and passenger cart behind. seems foot pedaling power is always a sure thing for getting to around.
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Good idea, but Africa doesn’t have any pedal-power transport unless I sit on the handlebars of someone’s bicycle.
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Very funny. ..and memorable for sure 🙂 I remember once in Egypt our taxi driver having to hit his car engine with a hammer to get it started 🙂
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Oh my, I can just imagine that.
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The adventure is not complete if it is not for the small details. The taxi, even sounds funny despite all the inconveniences. But they are still on the road and with many new features.
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And that taxi got us where we wanted to go!
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There are places in Mexico where the cabs rival these. Probably some places in Miami!
But the real question is — did you find the complex artisans and was their art complex?
You’d think a guy with a push start ride would park facing downhill…
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And the windscreen thing could be anybody who got behind a gravel hauler in Texas. He said, having had that windscreen on several occasions.
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The art was good but we’re not shoppers. Ellen and Dee bought things. Thanks for explaining the windscreens. Plenty of gravel haulers here.
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Or just funky roads where rocks get thrown up. The lack of scam artists under pop up shade in gas station parking lots offering to fix your window chips “at no charge” might be part of it. And we’ll come to you and replace your auto glass because you’re busy with little league baseball. The beauty of your pictures is the human spirit alive and well with makeshift materialism.
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Africa has its share of scam artists. Not so much scam artists as come-into-my-shop-no-charge-for-looking dealers. And where in the world would there always be someone handy to push your car?
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Hilarious. I just love your sense of adventure. So inspiring.
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We’re taking a taxi later this morning. I wonder how bad it will be?
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Great story and photos. Reminds me of Tuk-Tuks in Thailand but the most dangerous of all are in Afghanistan!
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I’ll try to remember that.
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Oh joy! I’ve been in some pretty dire taxis but none as bad as these. But hey, you got there!
Alison
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We always seem to get there. Thank goodness.
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Utterly brilliant, and here’s me worrying about the slightest squeak or rattle my car makes!!!!
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Maybe this will put your mind at rest in future. 🙂
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Wonderful
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Today’s taxi had an intact windscreen, but he did a 52-minute trip in 35. Still catching my breath.
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What, no Uber?
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I didn’t even think to check.
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Is there a story behind the cracked windscreens?!!
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Every windscreen must have its own story. The roads are rough and there are many hazards.
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That could, I kid you not, be outback Australian cars.
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I know you’re not kidding. Excellent point.
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I was thinking of the NT
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A great laugh to start the day. Who did the pushing?
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Luckily we didn’t have to push.
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You just have to roll with it, right? 🙂 Happy you’re all doing well! xxxx
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You are so right. Just roll with it.
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a hole in a cab floor is a nice touch. continue…
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Nice touch and typical. 🙂
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