We had several flat tyres in rapid succession (mostly in Kazakhstan). One blowout let off such a spectacular blast that Sarah thought someone was shooting at us. But these were just flats and blowouts that left us completely out of spares.
Suse bought replacement tyres in Almaty, the capital of Kazakhstan, and stopped in a small town short of the Russian border to get them fitted to the wheels. A good way to get rid of some leftover Kazakh money (called tenge).
When she pulled up outside the mechanic’s shop, Suse used her best, non-existent Kazakh and Russian, and a fabulous array of sign language, to tell the fellow what she wanted.
Even without knowing the language, we all knew he replied, No, no, I couldn’t possibly do that.
But enter his wife. She wasn’t going to have any of that! A paying job is a paying job, and money from foreigners is even better.
She charged out of the shop and made a beeline for Suse in the cab. She shot her hubby a withering look and said (or we assume she said), Of course, we can do whatever you need to have done.
So the flats—Suse told them to keep them—and spares got bounced off the back and roof of the truck, and hubby went to work.
After lingering for a few moments, the rest of us wandered off to check out the market, have lunch or go for a swim in the nearby river. In fact, the wife urged us all to have a swim, and Nat jokingly said she’d swim if the wife joined her.
When we got back from having lunch, hubby and some assistants were still struggling with the second tyre. I know I’m not going to explain this correctly (so someone please correct me), but he couldn’t get the beading to connect. Does that make sense?
Meanwhile, the wife was still urging everyone to run down to the river for a dip. And I noticed that she’d donned her bathers/swimmers/cossie (or whatever you call it). Hers are black and white—just like mine.
Hey, Nat, I said, I guess you’re going swimming. Nat nearly fainted. She was sure her swimming-costume smoke screen would get her off the hook. Luckily, business at the shop picked up and the wife was suddenly super busy with other customers. She even pitched in on our tyres for a bit.
After about another 15 minutes of struggling—the hubby gets full marks for persistence and effort—the beading connection made a satisfying sound and we were ready to head for the Russian border.
We’ll always be glad the wife jumped in and said they could do the work. And Nat will probably always be glad she didn’t have to go swimming.
Overland trips are a surefire way to learn about the simple joys of a bucket bath.
Twice in Africa we went 13 days without access to showers, or access to much water in general. The first time was as we travelled across remote western Nigeria where we encountered no towns, no rivers, no lakes, no wells—not even any puddles.
There must have been water around somewhere, but we didn’t find it, so we had to make the 400 litres we carried in jerry cans last as long as possible for cooking and drinking. Like our travelling companions, Poor John and I also had many more litres stashed away in our locker.
Fortunately, most of Central Asia is different. Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan have abundant water—Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan pretend to have abundant water and are peopled by the most wasteful water users I have ever seen, but I’ve already written about where their precious water comes from.
Eastern Russia (read Siberia) has plenty of water too, in the form of fast-slowing rivers and scenic lakes that are completely picturesque and absolutely freezing.
Five days ago, in a hotel in Ust in northeastern Kazakhstan, we said good-bye to our last hot showers for 11 days. By the time you read this, we will have reached Mongolia’s capital of Ulan Bator, having covered 2500 kilometres of remote Asia. I hope I will have had a hot shower. One must have little dreams.
Along the way, we have had to make do with all manner of creative ‘bathing’. Quinn and Alex did not one, but two speedy trips on li-los (blow-up swimming pool rafts) down an icy river. I’ve never seen goose bumps as big as the ones that came up on Alex’s arms after the first foray.
Steph had a quick dip, Sarah washed her hair (and said she couldn’t feel her head after that), several scrubbed face and hands as they stood on the riverbank, a few (including Poor John) did full dunkings. I did a sort-of bucket bath—standing at the edge of a shallow, almost-still pool and paying attention to the tits, pits and other bits.
One fellow, however, resisted everyone’s demands that he have at least a mini wash so we could stop holding our breath and noses around him. He’d better be careful. People like that run the risk of being left behind at the next border crossing.
P.S. We’re heading to a biggish town in western Mongolia today (29 July). It’s day six without a shower and there’s a small chance of wifi before we drive on to the next bush camp. Our reluctant bather caved in and had a bit of a wash and a change of clothes before we crossed the border from Russia to Mongolia.
I spent almost four hours last night—sitting directly under the router—trying to post one blog entry. Geez, I hate it when the internet connection shows that there’s a good signal, but that two photos take two hours to load, and then the next batch never loads at all. 😦 Frustrating in the extreme. In the end, I published with only two pics.
We’re in northern Kazakhstan and heading to the Russian Altai Mountains later this morning. It’s a remote location, with some of the most beautiful scenery in the world (if the pictures are to be believed).
Chances are I won’t have a connection again for at least at week. So don’t worry about us, and stay tuned for the next entries. In the meantime, read some old ones just for the fun of it. Or check out my cooking blog. Or do both.
If all else fails, we are supposed to reach Ulan Bator (you can all argue about the correct spelling of that) in Mongolia by the 4th or 5th of August. I’ll be back as soon as possible.
Amazing how you can see a place you’ve never heard of before and then have it stick so permanently in your memory. The breathtaking canyon and red sandstone rocks at Jeti-Öghüz are just such a place.
We first visited this icon in eastern Kyrgyzstan in 2011. I never expected to visit Jeti-Öghüz once in my lifetime, let alone twice. But it was certainly one of the drawcards that lured us back in 2014 for another overland trip across Central Asia.
This grouping of sheer cliffs, a unique geological formation composed of red conglomerates, is also known as the Seven Bulls, for the seven main bluffs. There’s a folklore tale of seven calves growing up big and strong in the valley’s lush pastures. Over the years, the elements have taken their toll and those burly bulls have multiplied. In fact, it’s hard to determine exactly where the seven begin and end.
In 2011, we camped beneath the cliffs, but this year we drove on another five kilometres to camp in the higher pastures (the Valley of Flowers) where sheep, cattle and horses graze throughout summer. That gave us the luxury of being close to the starting point for a hike to the waterfall and dwarfed by the magnificent backdrop of surrounding mountains.
The morning we drove out of the Jeti-Öghüz region, Neil, and Poor John and I headed out on foot a couple of hours earlier than the truck so we had plenty of time to photograph and wander around the Seven Bulls. It was a five-kilometre walk and the view of the bulls was the bonus toward the end.
I may be wrong, but I reckon the bulls are virtually unclimbable. I didn’t see any avid rock climbers clinging to the rocks, and I certainly wouldn’t want to be dangling from a rope anywhere near the rugged cliff faces.
So instead we climbed the gentler rocks that rise on the opposite side of the road that cuts through to the village of Jeti-Öghüz. The views of the cliffs and the surrounding countryside are sensational.
Although we couldn’t figure out exactly where it is, there is supposedly a spa in the village that has been frequented by big names from Central Asia. Russian President Boris Yeltin and Kyrgyzstan President Askar Akaev had their first meeting here in 1991.
A river runs through the valley and some of the braver ones in our group took ‘baths’ in the icy waters. I only managed to wash my face and hands.
I’ve read that this area is so loved that it is the subject of songs, paintings and even music videos. It will always be famous in my mind’s eye. Stay tuned for a post about our stay and drive to get to our mountainside campsite in the Valley of Flowers.
P.S. I’ve had major problems posting to the blog from northern Kazakhstan. I have eight photos to add to this entry, but after four hours of trying to load the pics, I give up for now. I’m posting anyway and you can come back to see all the amazing views. See the next post—assuming I can get it to post—for details of my whereabouts.
No one should accuse me of rushing into things—at least not when it comes to things (namely me) going up and especially me going down slippery paths. Whenever we scramble along gravelly, muddy or just plain steep terrain, I swear a lot and regularly remind Poor John that the chances of me falling are slim, but the consequences of me falling are great. Unfortunately, it doesn’t do me much good. By the time I say the words ‘the chances of me falling’, he has shot ahead about 50 metres with his head and shoulders hunched forward and his hands clasped behind his back. If you follow this blog, you will know this stance.
Of course, my pleadings are in the hope that one day he’ll stay close by and offer a helping hand or a willing shoulder. Instead I have to foist myself on other men or women who seem to be steady on their feet and who make the mistake of staying anywhere near me. So all this explanation is a lead-up to my second stab at reaching the waterfall near Jeti-Öghüz (more about this soon) in Kyrgyzstan. My first stab was in 2011 on our London to Sydney overland. That year, the group set out with a guide who swore he knew the way (but didn’t). They (not including me) got there in the end with a lot of detours, missed turns, and slipping and sliding in the mud.
I intended to make it to the waterfall, but back-tracked across a small (but raging) stream to keep Lin company. She had tried her best to cross that stream, but the slippery rocks were just too daunting. I sympathised and (if I confess) wasn’t all that keen to slog up the muddy hill before me. It had been raining steadily, and it might still have been drizzling. Fortunately my memory is a little foggy on that count. But the others pressed on because the guide said the waterfall was only 30 minutes away from where I turned back. Not true. Lin and I waited more than an hour (more like two) for the group to return. After no sign of them, we headed back to the village to have lunch. We’re supportive like that. In the end, the group took so long to return that Lin and I actually became quite worried, but a couple of hours later we saw them trudging along the path towards us.
Poor John’s first words were You would have hated it. Very slippery and muddy! Norman (Lin’s hubby) had a more colourful story. He found the path to be especially slippery and dangerous (so yes, I would have hated it). He said he struggled to make progress UNTIL he looked up and saw Poor John, with his hands clasped behind his back, powering up the hill. Norman said I thought if Poor John could do it, so could I, so I clasped my hands behind my back and powered up the hill.

Our camping spot in 2014—in that big green patch. Can you make out the truck and our tents just to the left of the trees? We’re about halfway up to the waterfall
So fast-forward to 2014. We’ve camped at Jeti-Öghüz again and much, much closer to the start of the walk. In fact, we’ve knocked off about two hours of walking on the flat and lower hills. The sun is out, Poor John sort of remembers the way and I have plenty of time to make a second stab at it. So Nicola, Poor John and I set out. Poor John reckons the waterfall is about an hour away.
We strolled through a couple of small settlements and crossed a couple of rough timber bridges. Then we hit a really, really steep bit where even the goats were struggling. Mind you the three-legged goats were having more trouble than the four-legged ones. Okay I’m stopping here, I said. I don’t like going up and I know I’ll hate coming down.

Nicola takes a break in a steep (it’s steeper than it looks) and gravelly bit. She’s picking out a sheep for the barbecue (just kidding)
But then we saw a couple of other walkers quite high above us (even people we knew). They were striding confidently along the right (almost level) path. So I relented and kept going up until we reached the path that wasn’t quite so challenging. There were plenty of other scary spots, but Andy was with us by then (rather we were with him) so he became my convenient ‘crutch’ for the rest of the walk. And we made it to the waterfall, which we all had to admit was only just worth the effort. The views, on the other hand, were well worth the trouble. I nearly went over a cliff just short of the falls. We came upon a group of Kyrgyz men who had spent their morning drinking vodka at the falls. They were leaving—stumbling up the hill—as we arrived and desperate to have their photos taken with us.
As they rushed towards us, a jovial but very wobbly fellow lurched forward and nearly pushed me over the edge. Luckily I already had a death grip on a tree stump. So I made it to the waterfall—AND BACK. Funny how coming back was so much easier. I only swore a couple of times.
Hungry?
You may be hungry after seeing all those sheep in the mountains. May I suggest the lamb pilaff recipe from my cooking blog.
I took you to Kazakh cathedrals in the last two posts and its time to move on to something not too religious. So how about music?
We’d been tourists on the streets for Almaty for just a few hours when local people started badgering us to visit the Museum of Kazakh Folk Musical Instruments. It’s the best museum in the whole city, they assured us.
We will, we will, we promised. In fact, we’ve already tried, but the museum is closed on Mondays. So off we trooped on Tuesday.
The museum is striking before you even walk in the door. It’s housed in a lovely timber building that’s more than 100 years old and designed by the architect, Zenkov, who also created the nearby Ascension Cathedral.
We rushed to scurry in the front door ahead of an elderly man who was being interviewed as he walked towards the entrance. Our speculation that this might be part of a documentary on the museum was confirmed after we entered and saw cameras and lights everywhere inside.
Admission was cheap—just 350 som or less than $2 per person—so by comparison the 500 som they wanted for using a ‘professional camera’ was outrageous. I’m just a tourist, and this isn’t a professional camera, but the woman at the entrance insisted the charge applied to all cameras. Paint me annoyed.
We started on the right side of the museum to avoid the documentary filming that was happening on the left. Luckily, that hubbub meant we were pretty much ignored and I was able to sneak in a few shots with my phone.
After we ogled all the wonderful instruments in rooms 1 to 6, we headed back to reception where the woman said, My mistake, you can take photos without charge anywhere in the museum. But no flash.
So I headed back to the beginning for another slow run-through taking pics of the fabulous array of drums, didgeridoo look-alikes, stringed instruments, percussion instruments, performance costumes and more.
All the instruments were identified and some placards even explained who had owned the item.
Then we moved on to room 7 and its display of instruments from other countries.
Today the museum is also a research and education centre. Employees try to unravel the mysteries and histories of unknown and forgotten musical names as well as non-attributed musical works. A large room behind the reception area is for performances and instruction. Some drum-playing students were having a lesson while we were there.
Extensive work on the museum was completed in 2013 and I have to say we were super-impressed by the care and style shown in the exhibits. All truly first-class. Don’t miss it if you’re ever in Almaty. In fact, go out of your way to get there.
Need a snack?
Hope you’ll go out of your way to check out the easy-to-make lemon and ricotta pancakes on my cooking blog.
After the childish performance by a haggy old woman at the St Nicholas Cathedral in Almaty, I thought I ought to tell you about our visit to the city’s main house of religion—the Ascension Cathedral, also known as the Zenkov Cathedral.
I had heard that this was a very picturesque building, but having never seen a photo of it, I was not quite prepared for just how beautiful it is or how much it reminds me of a gingerbread house or a fairy castle.
The rooflines, angles, curves, arches, domes, windows, trim, gold and colours all work together to create an enchanting structure that emerges from the trees in Almaty’s Panfilov Park.

Nicola and Sarah (and someone we don’t know) approach the side of the cathedral through Panfilov Park
We’re lucky the cathedral is here at all. Many important buildings from the tsarist period were destroyed in an earthquake in 1911.
As Poor John and I entered, we noticed the ‘no photos’ sign on the door (along with the no dogs, no ice cream etc signs), so I parked my camera at my side and strolled around admiring the art and architecture.
That was until a woman, who might have been the cleaner, came up and insisted that I take photos. With a mix of Russian and a few stray words of English, she made it clear to us that photos aren’t allowed during services (this was a Monday afternoon) or at night. But photos now were fine. So I snapped a couple of the interior.
Later we noticed her talking a bit anxiously and at length to the young priest. Was she confessing to letting us take pictures inside? We’ll never know, but he gently patted her hand and said something that looked like There, there, everything is okay, so we stopped worrying and so did she.
About this Russian Orthodox cathedral
Work on this cathedral took place from 1904 to 1907. It is supposedly built completely of wood and without the use of any nails. If you go around tapping on surfaces, it all sounds like wood.
Some of the interior was built in artistic workshops in Moscow and Kiev.
I read that it is the second tallest wooden building in the world, but after numerous online searches, I can’t confirm that nor can I determine which is the tallest wooden building. Do you know?
After the Revolution, the cathedral housed Kazakhstan’s Central State Museum and was a venue for concerts and other public events. Almaty’s first radio transmitter was installed in the belfry.
At some stage, the cathedral was boarded up, but restoration work was carried out in the 1970s and again in the 1990s. Control of it was returned to the Russian Orthodox Church in 1995 and religious services recommenced two years later.
If I was my grandmother, I would have said, I’m so mad I could spit nails.
Grandma had a colourful way with words and I learned most of the not-quite-toe-curling swear words I know from her.
In fact, most of them came in a single ‘crash course’ on the winter night she fell off the toilet and broke her arm (another long story). Anyway, she dumped a blizzard of swear words on the ambulance men after they accidentally tipped her off the stretcher into the deep snow in the front yard.
But I digress. Actually I’ll digress again briefly. The first time grandma delivered the spit nails comment within my earshot was when she wanted my mother (her daughter-in-law) to be absolutely certain that she was not at all happy about the Christmas present mix-up.
By mistake, mum sent grandma the parcel with the flannel men’s pyjamas meant for mum’s father. Grandpa got the beaded sweater instead. Oops! Harley was sweet about it, but hot-headed Zula was, in my opinion, unnecessarily crabby about an honest mistake.
But honest mistakes had nothing to do with my irritation today.
I have two prime targets—Lonely Planet’s Central Asia guidebook and its error-riddled map of central Almaty in Kazakhstan and a bitchy old hag who was offended because Poor John and I turned up to her church in the wrong outfits.
Poor John and I set out this morning to find St Nicholas Cathedral. We walked several kilometres along Zhibek Zholy to the T-junction and then turned left onto what ought to have been Baytursynuly (isn’t that a great spelling!).
The map showed the cathedral was seven blocks straight up Baytursynuly. But dead ends and obstacles (including a major hospital) not shown on the map meant we zigzagged around blocks and did our best to stay on course. By the time we reached an intersection displaying street names, we were six or seven blocks off track. Poor John has a great sense of direction, so the map had to be (and was, we later confirmed) the problem.
In spite of the map, we found St Nicholas Cathedral with its turquoise exterior and ornate golden onion domes.
On the way in through the front gate I noticed a woman putting on a scarf. Oh hey, I said to Poor John, I’d better not go in because my top is sleeveless, but then I remembered my long-sleeved black merino top was tied around my waist for just such occasions.
So standing almost in front of the woman donning the scarf, I put on my black top as well as Poor John’s hat. Men must take off their hats and women are to have their heads covered.
And in we went. It was the middle of a Tuesday afternoon. There were maybe 10 people in the church, including tourists. Although photos were allowed, I hung back and took pictures only when it wouldn’t disturb someone’s prayers.
Afterwards we strolled outside and took a seat on a timber bench in the cathedral’s driveway. The woman of the scarf made a beeline for us. She was angry and on a mission—that was easy to see—and she was going to swoop.
In Russian or Kazakh (I’ll never know) she thoroughly told us off, pointing to our shorts. She scowled, snarled, raised her voice, chastised, criticised, harped and finger wagged, all the while pointing back and forth at our offending shorts. And I have to add here that these are almost knee-length shorts.
Anyway I smiled and nodded and said, Yes, yes, thank you, thank you for letting us know about a rule that isn’t posted anywhere on the door like the church in Georgia.
Which was a signal for her to start her tirade over again.
But I stood up and cut her short. I raised my hand, smiled and said something along the lines of, It’s clear the only solution is for us to leave, so we’ll be on our way, but I will always remember you as the most un-Christian of people.
Of course, if I’d been my grandmother Zula, I have said You bloody cow. You are a childish and rude person who has almost spoiled a trip to a lovely cathedral. I’m so mad I could spit nails.
But we still had a good time and I didn’t want to behave as badly as she had.
Meeting nice people on the way home
Our trip back to the hostel provided a welcome change.
We chatted with a man and his son who were standing outside the Kazakh–British Technical University (the son was being enrolled to study petroleum engineering). Dad told us about the building, which used to be Kazakhstan’s Parliament, and about the nation’s oil industry (dad is a petroleum engineer in the western part of the country).
A short time later, Aeda, a lovely young woman in a bookstore, helped us find a Russian–English phrasebook. Her English was excellent but she was stumped trying to find me a cookbook written in Kazakh or Russian as well as English. But in her quest to introduce us to more about Kazakh cuisine, customs and culture, Aeda invited us to her home. Sadly, we had to decline because we’re heading off tomorrow. I have her phone number, so maybe next time. 🙂
I wonder how the old bat ended her day?
And a bit about the cathedral
St Nicholas Cathedral was built in 1909. Later the Bolshevik cavalry used it as a stable. It wasn’t reopened as a place of worship until 1980.
The interior is filled with gold leaf, icons, candles and dramatic paintings. It was too dark to get a pic of the painting of Judas slipping away from the Last Supper to collect his bag of sliver.
Oh, and stay tuned to read about our trip to Almaty’s main cathedral and what happened when I wasn’t supposed to take photos.
And if you’re hungry
Don’t forget to check out my cooking blog. There aren’t any recipes for sour grapes for crabby women, but here’s an easy one for lime cheesecake.
With its great position on the north shore of Lake Issyk-Kul, Cholpon-Ata is a well-known holiday destination for Central Asian families. To cater for the glut of summer visitors, almost every shop sells an array of beach toys and swimming gear.
But because Australia is blessed with some of the world’s finest beaches, we’re rarely in search of a swimming hole. So instead five of us set out to find Cholpon-Ata’s other famous attraction—the ancient petroglyphs (rock engravings).
Famous? Well that was the rub.
We asked and asked and asked for directions. I even had a photo of the poster advertising the petroglyphs with the word written underneath in Russian (or Kyrgyz)!
Hmm, nope, never heard of them—or words to that effect—was the most common response, accompanied by a shrug of the shoulders or a certain amount of head scratching. At first I wondered if we were asking only tourists who simply didn’t know, but I reckon the people running shops must be locals.
A fellow running a tour company pulled out a map and showed us the way, which included a walk up a ‘road’ that seemed to start and end in the middle of nowhere. That, of course, was because the road is really a disused airport runway.
We optimistically trudged in the general direction of the runway and kept asking where to turn to get to the petroglyphs. Either nobody knew or they gave distances that ranged from half a kilometre to three or four. We’d already walked three or four!
There was one exception. A little girl at a crowded bus stop had a general idea of where they were. No doubt she had visited on a school excursion. But she had no English, nor did any of the others. So her spiel and hand waving weren’t of much use.
At last we turned up a likely road (just past a petrol station someone had mentioned) and a fellow directed us to the actual road/runway in the middle of a field of dirt.

The largest petroglyph. The photo doesn’t it show it very clearly, but the two animals in the top right are supposedly snow leopards trained to hunt!
So much for feeling like you’re getting close. Do you know how long a runway is?
When we finally arrived at the gate we were surprised to find most of the rest of our group already there—or already come and gone! Obviously they had asked the right questions in their quest for the location. Now that I think of it, I suspect they also had the group’s Russian speaker with them.
One of our fellow travellers warned us that admission was high—somewhere between 250 and 350 som (or $5 to $7)—but that was a miscommunication. We got in for $1 each.
We spent about an hour wandering among the rocks with their age-old artworks. The guidebook says this open-air ‘museum’ has about 2000 images dating from 800BC to 1200AD. Many of the animals depicted are now extinct or extremely rare in the area. We found 10 or 12 rocks with etchings, some with multiple pictures.
Supposedly there is a track leading through the rocks, but we had as much luck following it as we did finding the actual site.
P.S. I got a kick out of the fact that most of the site is fenced. Do they think the rocks are going to escape?



































